There’s no other way to do this but David Cameron should take his entire administration to a fucking Bukakke party. They should choke on some massive mandingo cock while they’re at it as well. Why am I being so vulgar? Well, when I get mad I get vulgar. Confusing people make me mad as hell! So,...

Last night was quite literally the worst night I've ever had in my rather short life. No, that's a lie. The actual worst night of my life so far happened when I was 13, after a day when I was foolhardy enough to watch The Poltergeist, The Exorcist and God Bless The Child within a...

That's how the blog used to look.  My dear Famzers, friends, foes and everything else inbetween, I am delighted to inform you that I, Afam of many monikers, am the Huffington Post's student blogger of the week. There's some other stuff in the works that I don't want to jinx by telling you, but...

I don't usually do this, and by this, I mean I don't usually write blog posts about other blog posts I have written one that was apparently quite controversial so I feel I must explain myself. I wrote this here: http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/07/25/my-name-is-afam-i-am-the-traditional-feminist/ I...

Beginnings will be the death of me. I know exactly what I want to write but I'm just looking at the page. I think I delete more than I actually write, but I've only got ten minutes for this one so ALL SYSTEMS GO!! In theory shopping with your parents is a rather attractive prospect. You've got two...

I graduated! I know that it is perfectly natural to expect that I be pleased by this, but you cannot possibly understand how happy this makes me. I know pictures are said to be worth a thousand words, and if they are, moving pictures must be worth a thousand more, but the sentence and phrase,...

Last week I boarded a British Airways flight from Lagos to London. It could not have come sooner. I was fed up with the struggle struggle, hustle hustle vibe that permeates the Lagos air so thoroughly. I do not believe that there is another place like it. Where else will you find a practising lawyer...

I love Lagos to bits. As a result I get fiercely protective when anyone is even a little bit critical of it. Especially if the criticisms are largely unfounded. A little while ago a blogger that I now call friend blogged that there wasn't anything to do in Lagos but, drink overpriced drinks, eat...

The one thing I love and hate about the blogging/freelancing profession is that you never know what exactly it is that you'll be doing next. There's no end game and the opportunities are boundless. Because I enjoy it so much I've taken on a number of positions that I am quite excited about. You should...

The numbers sat there contentedly, with an air that reeked of permanence. They worried me. The fact that they sat there so comfortably, filled me with dread. I didn’t expect a lot, but I expected more. I have always expected more. I’m not one to set my sights on lofty goals, and spend my days...