Oh man! Oh man! I need a shot of something strong to steady my belly. Okay, I've done my shot. Ehem... Not very long ago, I was a fashion policeman. Yes, I was a downright fashion assassin. If you dressed like a Neanderthal, I'd be the first to call you out for it. It didn't matter if you were famous...

Live performances are the final frontier of the Nigerian music industry. It is shocking that the vast majority of musicians are content to singing along to their backing tracks, complimenting the digitally rendered vocals with their amateur hoots and yells, but this is changing. The talent pool is improving....

Today I'm going to do something that I haven't done. I find fashion inspiring. It is so many things to me. I am not a designer, nor do I aspire to be one. I will make clothes but I'll make them for me. The thing is, no one knows better than me what I need, and I need these things. I need clothes that...

How do I introduce Ogilvy to the lot of you. He was my best friend when I was at school, and this meant everything to me at the time. At the moment we enjoy, a comfortable, but slightly formal relationship which I quite like. There's duty and discipline in it. Our last conversation's below. ________________________________ Dear...

Since I'm in a fashion mood, I might as well exhaust myself. I was trawling through One Nigerian Boy earlier tonight when I came across an article on Emmy Collins' new collection. I looked at the pieces and my mind came up with words to describe how I felt about them. Of course I could have ignored...

Orange Culture has a spirit about it. It's young, it's fresh and it's unusual. Bayo Oke-Lawal, the creative director, is bold and fearless when it comes to his work. It is no surprise that he's come as far as he has in such a short period of time. Those who know him often say that nothing beats a Bayo...

Gung ho!! That's a personal joke. You know I'm fairly crappy at beginnings don't you. I don't know why but everything needs an intro. And every intro must be perfect. I'm no longer allowed to edit myself before I'm done. This is hard. I write and edit simultaneously. I did it just there. I was goingto...

Hi! I wrote something based on an experience I had when I was still interested in not being uncoupled. Yeah, at the moment I am not interested. I'm not terrific with other people to be honest. I loathe the ones that love me, and I love the ones that loathe me. Some people loathe you but they don't...

Ah Pants! Pants is the world I use when I mean to say fuck, shit, or goddammit, but I don't use those words on the blog anymore because they're not professional. I hate that last sentence but I shan't delete it because deleting it, will taKE  away from the gunghoness of the blog. I want to delete...

The faithful famzers among you will undoubtedly remember that a few weeks ago I attended the launch of minimal dreams by Re Bahia at Poosh. The bulk of you won't remember because you are faithless. How could you desert me? Have you seen my views? They are so terrible that if I dwell of them for very...