I haven't spoken about anything current that isn't fashion in a really long time. I mean I like clothes and stuff, but they aren't everything. To prove how they're not everything, I'm writing this one naked on the toilet. Toilets should be the writing HQ of the world. Say you're at work and you're taking...

Hello! Hello! Last night I wanted to blog about something because my blog views are the worst they've been in years. This statement is probably factually and statistically wrong, but I don't care. FAMZERS! WHERE ARE YOU? COME BACK TO ME! Do you want me to die poor and unfamous - I can't quite remember...

I've been meaning to write this one for a while, but when the material is large, it is difficult to articulate completely. I thought it charming. I still think it charming. The clothes are pretty and the cuts, somewhat conventional. Even when she throws in an oversized bow, the scale is not so impractical...

Lagos Fashion and Design week ended two weeks ago. I didn't do it like I did it last year, and that makes sense. I'm not the same as I was. Last year it was exciting and fresh and new. The novelty of it spurred me to exertions quite unsuitable to my normal pace of doing things. I do things slowly. I...

Hola everyone!! There's this new talent hunt thingy in town. I've read their press release and it's very informative. So read it you twats, afamzers, frenemies, enemies and friends. Fashion And Music Entertainment (F.A.M.E) is a talent hunt endeavour, set to discover new exciting prospects in Fashion...

Random Night in November...Time - 00:27Weight: 60 kilos on the dot. Must gain more.Cigarettes: 0Other malicious and undoubtedly evil substances: 0Cups of tea: 2Now, where to begin? I could start with the fact that the cable isn't working. I'm not sure that I'm allowed to say what cable company it is,...