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Hello good people. I saw something with a similar format on the interwebs and I thought it'd be a splendid idea if I did something like it. This one's fairly simple. I take a wellness or enjoyment activity and write about it in an objectively subjective way. I prepared this draft specifically for you. Without...

Dear human beings of earth, My name is Afam. I'm a baby boy, in a baby world, life's fantastic and there's very little plastic. As you may or may not have inferred from the first line, even though I am a human being who's very familiar with the practices of you earthlings, I am not from Earth. I live...