Hello. Hello. Moosh. Moosh. Moosh moosh is hello in a language that could quite possibly be fictional. In that way, it is quite like Iyana Paja. Let me take you back a few years. Yes, let me take you to the days when Afam was still in the mind foetus, because you know that Afam spent 22 odd years...

Oh Afamzers, I haven’t stirred you to action for far too long, but now, I believe I’ve found a cause worthy of your devotion. I’m going to tell you what it’s about shortly, but I can’t get into it right away. I, Afam, the arcane, the mysterious, and the eccentric, have discovered that there’s a politician...