Located on the island's mainland this random convention is the creation of the perpetually high interior designer, We-Ain't-Got-No-Ventilation.
When you walk in head straight to the Bauna - a bar which is also a sauna, and order a Champ-Vape; You'll literally watch as the stuff drifts up everybody's nostrils but yours.
Be that as it may, this place has everything: A bottle factory, midget shaped chairs, cupid fountains, at least two members of the almost famous boy band DRB dressed in a bong costume - they're both the pipe, and your future son.
Join in the fun on the dancefloor and you'll bust a move to the truly spectacular sounds of DJ Dead Sauce and light skinned Idris Elba. I all but guarantee that you'll never have a better time in the city.
Happy days,
Afam
4 comments:
LOL. Reminds me of SNL's Stefon
The best ideas are never one's own. :)
I just came across your ramblings! First thought: Where have you been all my life?
Rather than ask that truly unanswerable question, let's just count ourselves lucky that we've found one another against all odds.
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