For those of you who are new, Ogilvy is my dearest friend from school. He is so dear to me that I would gladly throw out the word friend and call him brother. It would take aeons to list his merits but only a second to list his one demerit. Ogilvy is ridiculously unlucky in love. He often writes to...

Last week one of my famzers who blogs as well said the strangest thing about me. She said, "He would definitely not poison the mouse, he lacks that ruthlessness and the ability to see the world only in black and white. This is a good thing as much as it is bad." I do not disagree with this. I would...

Ah famzers it has been a while. Well it's only been 8 days but in blogging time this is an eternity. For those of you who noticed my absence and missed me I love you. You're far too good for me and you're far too good to me. Even if I worked everyday to deserve your goodness I would come up short. For...

Yesterday I signed up to do the Bogle. The Bogle is a 55 mile walk around Manchester. It typically takes around 21 hours to complete but this scares me so I shall do it in less. I hear that if you jog it you may be done in 12 hours. I shall be very happy if this happens because then I'll get to go...

I just read an article. I'm sorry I must back track. I'm not accustomed to being so direct. It is far better to be an indirect long winded fellow than it is to be the opposite. Why? Because I am an indirect long winded fellow and I love myself without restraint. To prefer the short winded direct people...

Bear with me, this is all leading somewhere. As you all know I'm a little bit of a rambling mad man, I like music and I'm in love with the idea of love. The more impractical the love, the more engaged I find myself. In my opinion the best things in the world are the sad things. Those are the things...

One of the best things about twitter is that it allows us access to the most amazing thoughts from the most unlikely sources. Take this tweet for instance Some women are like abstract paintings, even though you can't understand them, they are still beautiful. — Peter Klesken (@PeterKlesken) February...

I finished my exams last week Thursday and I've been in a little bit of a phunk since. This phunk is unlike all the others. It isn't an infusion of melancholy, it's more like a confusion has afflicted my bones. After spending the better part of one month in the Library and the Alan Gilbert Learning...

My dear Famzers, I have come to believe that it is my destiny, my fate, to be surrounded by the weird and the wonderful. I do not think that I have ever once had what could be considered to be a normal friend. They all seem to have some quirk, that either renders them bizarre or spectacular. The most...