Gbaddy: Your driving is horrible Afam: Come on, It can't be that bad. I know I may be a little too quick sometimes but... Gbaddy: Your gear changing sucks and your braking is literally the worst thing. If you drove an invalid he would die!! Gbaddy: (He bangs the table and screams) DIE!!! Afam: Mummy!!! Enter...

You were always meant to lead the pack. You're the brightest of the bright, not lacking in tact. Don't worry about this, for sure enough You’ll lead in something, even sheer luck. Except, it might not be what you thought, to you, it mightn’t even be worth a dot. You'll fret and splutter, and stammer...

I was keen to exceed your expectations, so I cancelled my day off. I kid! Everyday is a day off. Anyway, I was particularly thirsty for an adventure. I could feel it in my bones. It’s that itchy feeling you get when you know that you could be out there Bunburying. The opportunity came without notice. I...

Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away!                            (Dr Seuss, Oh the places you will go) It's no news that I...

Summer is here. Yes, I know you all know this, and I know that I am guilty of stating the obvious, but there was no better way to begin the lesson of the day. It's a good day, it 's one of those days where your mood is matched perfectly by the weather. I call this phenomenon, "universal synergy', for...

It is with grave regret that I announce the death of our dearest friend Henry Robertson. He shall be missed. Henry succumbed to a deep chill while Bunburying away in the South of France. He requested that his ashes be carried in my trusty Toyota Corrolla, from now until the end of all time as he...

I am a graduate. I'd like to write this one in my lilting tone and typically overwrought fashion, but I find that I can't. When you met me, I was nostalgic. That is not to say that my nostalgia is gone, I will probably always be nostalgic, but all that I feared has come to pass. I have no real plans...

Loose commentary on stalking. I don't take myself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.  Happy Days, A...

Forgive me my friends and foes. I have been quite neglectful. I left you for an entire week without once caring to impose my adventures upon you. I solemnly swear to correct my actions immediately by rambling about the first thing that comes to my mind... Words with Friends. Some people expect me...

Tonight, I spoke to one of my favourite people in the world, Bibi. I'm quite proud of Bibi as she was christened Hirst by the University of Edinburgh. This is no minor achievement. Bibi and I have quite the odd relationship. You see I first met Bibi when we were 16. My parents had been invited to a...

Today I'm going to introduce you to a new concept, "the mostest". You need not inform me that there is no such word as mostest, because I know this. But there's no other word in the English language that quite describes what exactly is meant by mostest. And even if there is, it doesn't have quite the...

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My second attempt at live blogging tennis folks. Serena's playing Radwanska today in the Wimbledon women's final. Without much ado I'll get on with the job. 14:16 Serena's one game up. She's started the match well. After securing an easy hold of serve, Serena powered her way through Radwanska's first...

Telegraph.co.uk 13:22 Sorry It's a little bit late. I've just decided that I should live blog the Wimbledon semi final match between Roger and Novak. It's currently (2-3) Djokovic is serving. 13:25 The game's fairly boring at the moment. Neither player seems to have found his rhythm. Djokovic just...