Ah my famzers! Life is terrible indeed. I was milling about at home when my father, the great and esteemed Papa Afam called me. Enter Papa Afam and I, Afam Papa Afam: Afam! Afam: Yes dad! What have I done? Papa Afam: Don't worry about that. I'll sort you out later. Go and get a biro. Afam: What...

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Oho! My afamzers! My body is tired, but I know that if I do not do this blog post now, then I shall never do it. And even when I eventually get round to it, it will be so far out of your minds that it wouldn't be worth my while. I love the blog and stuff, but I'm in it for the page views and the retweets....

Dear Mama Afam, The last time I wrote you a letter, I was 12. I was a terrible 12 but then again when I was 12, I thought you terrible too. You’d sent me away to a boarding school that I didn’t really like, and I refused to stay completely gone. When your peers were celebrating their freedom...

 Ah well! We started from the bottom, reached the top and now we here, which is somewhere in-between the top and the bottom. It isn't a good place to be, but I'm content all the same. I use too many buts these days. I don't think I can help it. Something is always one thing, then another. Take...

I am weak. This weekend was beyond tough. Sorry, I've got to stop for a minute because the music playing at Cafe Neo is just so bad! It's worse than bad! I've got ants crawling in and around my head because of this. Normally, I wouldn't complain about bad music but their music is usually good and when...

Ah my Afamzers! I'll be honest with you. When I decided that I would write this one, I had some difficulty populating it with words. I wanted to say other things that had little or nothing to do with what I wanted to say, like, I'm getting a new dog. I'm not sure what I'm going to call it yet, but it...

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Oh Lawd!  This one's going to be one of my most self indulgent in a while. But first let's have a brief flashback shall we? Back in 2013, I was even more mad than I am now, because I didn't care so much about consequences. I could say anything. When I realised that it was the same people I was...

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The one problem with being alive that I seem to have is that there are so many people giving bad advice for all the wrong reasons. Don't worry this one shan't be very long. I'm quite offended. I'm too offended to wax lyrical about the cold that I have. Yes, I have a cold. It is quite terrible, but don't...