After the unbelievably sombre post in which I described to you how much I missed my friends: sexy cat aka freshe, alphonse and AmDrag I was supposed to jump immediately to this interview with Danielli Ofori-Atta. I apologize for this. Without further ado, I present to you my account...

There comes a time in the life of every young adult when you ask you, “What the hell am I going to do with myself?” It’s quite bizarre. It’s like sailing down a particular river for 21 years and then finally reaching it’s mouth only to realize that there was really no need to hurry. That the open...

I am now a spambot, yes, I share my links incessantly. I facebook them, I tweet them. Today I looked at my facebook timeline and realized that there was nothing on it that was not blog related. When I'm not spamming, I'm writing and thinking about more innovative and compelling ways to spam. It's really...

A level results came out today and I hope that you all did well. I wrote this one almost a year ago. It details, the exact same time in my life three years ago, up until the first night of my freshers week. I think it's exceedingly relevant today, so without further I ado, I give to you... (I'm not...

Fam, Summer's come round again and I'm trying to rectify my errors from last year. I'm trying to remove that black mark against my name in the love department. You may or may not know that I have been chasing a particular female for some time now. Even while adventuring and Bunburying up and down...

Yesterday I regaled my misadventures with Vodafone in great detail, but I made no mention of the blackberry. I'll be frank. It has been quite sometime since i referred to that thing as a blackberry. It leaves a funny taste in my mouth. Whenever I refer to my blackberry the prefix crack, struggle, bad...

A very important development has developed. Can I not say that? Well, I don't really care. This important development has put a stop to my hearty Lagosian adventures. I am convinced that there are three things in this world that could never mix, and I believe that several of you know exactly what it...

Tonight I engaged in the best banter I have ever had the pleasure of participating in. The thing about it was that it was completely random. I scarcely knew what Ellie was talking about. But that didn’t detract from the quality of the conversation.  Ellie: What’s in your rucksack apart from...

I feel that since I used this forum to declare my gainful unemployment, I should use the same medium to declare my ungainful employment. I was very content. People think that lounging about and being a slob is lazy but they can't understand how monumentally difficult it is to stay at home and do nothing...